So I am walking to work, and a fucking cop pulls out in front of me on the crosswalk. OK, that's fine, it will be a couple minutes before I actually reach that part of the crosswalk. No worries right.

Well, the cop sits there long enough that I have to walk around behind the car. Despite the fact that there was absolutely no traffic that early in the morning. Whatever, I am a big boy.

Then, just as I get back on the crosswalk, after sloshing through a puddle. The fucking cop honks his horn, gets out and starts berating me for "walking dangerously" whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean. I ask him to kindly quote what law/bylaw that is and he tells me that if he sees me again, "There's gonna be trouble boy." Uh huh, take your jowls and attitude somewhere else.

What. The. Fuck. The funny thing is, I watched a group of old ladies jaywalk right the fuck in front of your car you fucking urban buffalo.

Jesus Christ I hate cops.