Oh, cyclist. I know you have the same rights to the road and all, but you can't just do a u-turn and start weaving around the traffic lane, trying to decide which direction to take. I haven't driven for a long time and that kind of thing terrifies me. I don't know where you're going! Use some hand signals or something, I'm pretty sure you're ruining it for the rest of your peers.
---Gas Brake Honk