This to my best friend: no i am not gay! just because I am not eating the pussies of all the girls I hang out with does not make me gay!!!!!!!!! just because I hate sports and do my hair in the morning? WTF Now I must be gay??? Ok then, morron!!! I thought it was ok that you asked me at first, but now as time has passed I'm fucking pissed. And my stupid parents, who I THOUGHT were really cool and respected them very much UNTIL last night when they sat me down all concerned and sensitive and asked me if I think I could be gay!! WTF, man!!!??? First you give me regular lectures about waiting to meet the right girl before having sex, and now you think something is wrong because I haven't done anything yet? WTF!!!??? Sorry I havent met the right girl yet- you think because I look good that I must have some kind of PROBLEM, but if I was an ugly guy, you probably wouldn't ask!! I'm not about to start kissing my female friends because...they're my FRIENDS, asswipes!!!

---waiting for the right girl