This fucking cocksucking religion ruined my youth with its bullshit and hocus-pocus. Celibacy is not a natural state and there is nowhere in the Bible that says priests should not marry. So by enforcing this rule, these holy arseholes have attracted every kind of pervert you can imagine. Who wouldn't want a free house, car and a few altar boys to diddle? And don't even get me started on the Pope and his antiquated view of the world and birth control. Or the nuns I had as a kid who beat the shit out of me with a goddamn yardstick. This represents God? Thanks, but no fucking thanks, I'd rather believe in a fire hydrant. This religion should be considered a cult and outlawed.

---Escapee