This one is for all the bus princesses (males and female) who drop down in the aisle seat on the bus, put their bag on the window seat and then give me the 'what's your problem' look. My problem is, asshole, that you paid for one seat and you get one seat. Don't fucking give me attitude when I tell you to move over please, I'm not standing up so you can have your 'personal space'. I don't want the stinking masses of humanity pressed up against me either, but I fucking deal with it. You want two seats, get a car, otherwise FUCK OFF AND MOVE OVER!
---I Will Sit on Your Head