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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Fake Tans, Hair, Nails, Eyes, etc etc etc

Posted on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 at 7:20 AM

To all the slutty girls I see downtown:
I know I don't know you. I'm sure you're all very intelligent, kind and generous people. But why, why, WHY do you insist on tanning yourselves orange, dying your hair until it's scraggly and black, gluing fake talons to your fingers and wearing contacts in colours that are not present anywhere in nature?! And WHY do you always seem to be surrounded by groups of boys while we normal girls are reduced to be jealous of your fakeness?! Life's a bitch.
---All Natural

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