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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Unsolved Kitchen Mysteries...

Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 at 9:54 AM

How is it that humans have yet to come up with a drawer at the bottom of kitchen ovens that actually works?

Seriously though, I've never operated one that didn't require a minute or more of struggle - down on the ground hauling like a pack mule on this flimsly drawer while it squeaks and groans and contorts and rumbles and INEVITABLY falls off its painfully inadequate rails!

Then you finally get the baking sheet you're so desparately seeking (which is guaranteed to be buried at the absolute bottom of the pile, even though it's the only one you ever use) and the battle is only half over, beccause the restacking and reclosing game is no better! It's like a sick, sick joke, but I'm sure as hell not laughing.

---Whatever happened to the Maytag guy?

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