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Friday, November 6, 2009

Don't you hate friends?

Posted on Fri, Nov 6, 2009 at 12:08 PM

Yeeah. I know shes your best friend. But I'm your boyfriend. and I love you both, but well her, not nearly as much. She's more like family love, like i-fucking-hate-your-guts-sometimes-when-you-piss-me-off-but-I-have-to-love-you kinda love. except wait. she doesnt do shit for me. she just kicks me, makes weird noises, and is the third wheel. exept not really, because we try not to make her feel akward. But shes ALWAYS there, so that translates to never having any intimacy. thank you for keeping me from getting any. yes i know, its not all about that, but lemme fufil some basic urges here..
---stop following us! Dx

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