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Friday, November 20, 2009

Like Rubber Lips on a Woodpecker

Posted on Fri, Nov 20, 2009 at 8:54 AM

To that fucking crummy radio commercial that uses 'like rubber lips on a woodpecker': if I were the sponsor, I'd fire the idiot who wrote that script. Woodpeckers don't have fucking lips, they have beaks, dumbshits, if you hadda said 'like a rubber beak on a woodpecker', it would have been much funnier and not nearly so inaccurate.
---One Tenth of a Bitch

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