StarBucks Environmentalist

So, this goes out to the ass-fuck who cut me off in the Lacewood StarBucks drive-through on Sunday. Hey, dickface, I had my signal light on waiting in line to turn in for a reason, I wasn't just doing it to add to the atmosphere of the area. Perhaps next time you open your eyes and maybe shave that fucking mess you call facial hair off and realize you're a total prick. Also, why the fuck did you stop, turn off your car, turn it on, move three feet, and repeat for about 25 feet? Are you borderline handicap? I am debating installing a Safari-bar on my car, so the next time I see you and your tiny Honda Fit, i'm going to push you into the nearby ditch.
Hope you enjoyed your coffee, ass-clown.
---Adam

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