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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Learn To Fly

Posted on Wed, Dec 2, 2009 at 10:26 AM

I had another close call yesterday: a fat pigeon-missile rocketing past my face. If I hadn't been so speedy, my pigeon-to-the-face count would be three now (close encounters nearing 5). Stupid fat greasy morons, did you learn to fly from Haligonian taxi-drivers or is there a mountain of fucking food on my face?
---I WASH MY FACE

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