Posted
on Mon, Dec 7, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Who knew walking across an intersection with the walk sign lit up meant having to fucking JUMP out of the way of an incoming car who clearly saw me walking but did not slow down in the least bit. WHO KNEW??? If I had not jumped in the fucked up direction I did in the 0.08374 seconds you gave me to do so, YOU WOULDA FUCKIN' HIT ME! To be exact, you DID, with your side mirror on the arm as you made your speedy escape!
GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD ON STRAIGHT, YOU ALMOST WRECKED ME
---saved in the nick of fuckin' time