My farts

Why in the hell , at the worst times , do I Fart? Like shaking someones hand when meeting them , I fart. And they smell bad . Anyone else do that , always farting ? Soon as drop my change in the bus fare box - yep - a fart . And really loud ones that last 30 seconds . Do I have an allergy?
---My bum hurts

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