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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Douchebags of the world

Posted on Tue, Jan 12, 2010 at 10:31 AM

Dear douchebags,

Why are you everywhere? Are you a sickness? Like a zombie plague? Only a douchier more gel haired version? Why do you tan? What's with the flexing muscles? And one upping everyone? Why do you walk on other people for no reason? Are you insecure? Is your penis that small? Why do you throw the peace sign up in all your facebook photos? Or do that stupid "duck-lips" pose while throwin down a gang sign...you're not even in a gang. You're whiter than my hairy ass! And girls...why do you tend to find yourself in the arms of these types?

---Manly man without a tan

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