1. It contains way too many ads, most of which have to do with some dive bar, hair salon, or fucking weird "alternative-lifestyle" shit.
2. I read a lot of fucking opinions in The Coast. Very rarely do I read about solutions for these problems. Extremely rarely do I read realistic solutions to any problem with this city.
3. Enough with the indie hipster crap already. We get it! Your head is up your ass as well as someone elses!
--Online version is superior because.....