1. Bono's widespread arms
Are you or are you not a messiah? what's that? you're actually just a musician? THATS WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT.
2. TV shows and movies that awkwardly "casually" talk about using marijuana for the "realness" factor.
im not stupid, i know you're all on tranqs.
3. People who take far too much pride in their musical taste.
you're a fucking plague. other things exist. eat my knees.
4. My fucking immature boyfriend. FUCK OFF ---oyster