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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

My cat is trying to kill me!

Posted on Wed, Mar 24, 2010 at 5:40 PM

Stop walking right in front of my feet whenever I'm going down the stairs! You do it on purpose too! Whenever you hear me heading towards the staircase you walk down the stairs alongside me and every couple of steps you get right in front of my feet on the next step! I have to either step on you (which is starting to sound like a good idea) or stumble and risk losing my balance. Once I regain my balance, three steps later you do it again! Last time I nearly broke my neck because I couldn't see you under the laundry basket I was carrying. Is my cat the only cat that does this? —Fuck You, Cat

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