Hey local daily paper that thinks they're the only game in town:

FUCK YOU for your high and mighty attitude. You can't just preach about accountability with anonymous posters for online stories without first attaching a name to your editorials.

The editorials from your second rate paper are extremely critical and self-righteous but low and behold, they NEVER have a name attached. If you're going to preach accountability, BE ACCOUNTABLE you shitty, excuse for a rag of a paper. With your arsehole columnists and "holier than thou" attitude, you're not influential, you're effluential. Fuck you.—Disgusted and former reader of local daily tabloid