To the Self-Centred Jerks Marching Band that marched down Cornwallis Street 9pm on Saturday Night:
What the hell are you people thinking? Marching down a residential street waking and terrifying small children who are trying to sleep? I am sure you think you are very clever, and you appeared to be having a great time. Too bad you have no common sense and a complete lack of concern for anyone but yourselves.
Did it ever occur to you that maybe downtown in a non-residential area might be a better place to have your little parade? It's not bad enough we have to endure noise pollution from concerts on the commons, now you feel the need to pester us too. You are selfish, inconsiderate and bad neighbours. Jerks.—Disgusted