To my now ex-roommate:
It is so liberating, elating, and fucking fantastic to not live with you anymore. I am so glad I never have to see you again, hear your stupid voice again, or be put down again. You are a selfish, immature, spoiled bitch and it's no wonder you have so many falling outs with friends.
You have had more fights and stupid tiffs with people over the last 15 years that have resulted in broken friendships, I can't believe I didn't realize any of this sooner. You are stubborn, judgemental, mean-spirited and fake. I feel sorry for anyone who is left in your life, though they're aren't many. I don't miss you as a friend, and I hope I never have to see you again for the rest of my life. Get over yourself you crazyyyyy bitch.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY I LIVE ALONE!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH AND I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!
THANK YOU COAST BITCH SITE FOR ALLOWING ME TO CELEBRAAAAAATE!
Oh, and you're exactly like your mother.—SO GODDAMN HAPPY NOW