Strippers and Marriage: A Match Made In Heaven?

I read another bitch which just reminded me of my own annoyance:

I'm engaged to be married and have been pestered by a lot of my buddies for not having a stripper at the party.

I hate to break it to you guys but I'm not "whipped" simply because MY idea of celebrating our marriage doesn't involve getting lap dances from strange women. —Rather drink with my lady.

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