'm serious, all of you "hipsters" seriously piss me off. Worse than emo kids. Hell, I like emo kids more than you. First of all, your fashion sense is appalling. Whoever wears a damn stocking hat in MAY is an idiot. Second, the tight pants - gotta go. I don't wanna mistakenly check you out thinking you're a girl.
TRIM THAT GODDAMN FACIAL HAIR. YOU LOOK LIKE ROB ZOMBIE'S HALF RETARDED COUSIN. —ROB THE VIKING