So you've been dating a girl for a couple of months now and decided that you guys want a baby...
Your parents have to pay your rent because she hasn't worked long enough to get maternity leave. Both of you smoke... cigarettes and pot, drink A LOT (how many times has she gotten kicked out of a bar in the last 3 months for being too drunk?) and think that "wanting to have someone take care of you when you're older" is the only valid reason you need to get pregnant.
You actually believe that nothing will really change once you have the kid because you'll hire a nanny! How the hell can you afford a nanny when you have to get your parents to pay rent?!
I feel sorry for this kid already. I know you think your little matching tattoos mean true love but couldn't you wait until you knew each other for at least the length of a pregnancy before you decided to procreate? —Chose not to have kids now because I can`t afford them yet