You have one minute to get what you want, and leave.

Seriously, we close at nine.

I know you guys know it so PLEASE don't come in at EIGHT FIFTY-NINE. You force me to stay open later and run late on cleaning up. I wouldn't mind as much if I didn't have to get up at five the next morning.

I think you all just sit at home and say, "Oh, it's 8:58 ,I wonder if we can make it to the store before it closes!? Lets see!"

Seriously. Funk off!

And am I the only one who gets pissed off when people use debit? Maybe it's just because our machine is as slow as molasses. I don't know, but it's very annoying, especially when I can see the cash in your wallet.

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME, STAY THE FUNK HOME! —Closing time.

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