Seriously, we close at nine.
I know you guys know it so PLEASE don't come in at EIGHT FIFTY-NINE. You force me to stay open later and run late on cleaning up. I wouldn't mind as much if I didn't have to get up at five the next morning.
I think you all just sit at home and say, "Oh, it's 8:58 ,I wonder if we can make it to the store before it closes!? Lets see!"
Seriously. Funk off!
And am I the only one who gets pissed off when people use debit? Maybe it's just because our machine is as slow as molasses. I don't know, but it's very annoying, especially when I can see the cash in your wallet.
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME, STAY THE FUNK HOME! —Closing time.