Ok, i get that low slung jeans/pants are all the rage these days. Young, old, big, small they all seem to be wearing them. Lovely. Cracks of all sizes there to greet me where ever I go.

However, to the chick hanging on to her guy on the back of his crotch rocket going down Dunbrack St Wednesday afternoon: a pair of pants that at least covered your posterior would have been a benefit to those of us trying to drive and not maim someone. I bet you thought you were looking pretty hot on the back of that bike. Sorry, sweetie. Your glaring white crack ruined that for ya. —Tired of crack