To the ornery middle age man who complained to me that it "was a tight fit" to get by us on Kent Street yesterday, and I'd like to say that if you can slow down NEXT TO ME IN THE TIGHT FIT and BITCH to me about it, it's really not as tight as your ass swallowing that g string.

Find a new place to live. This is Halifax and yes you do have to wait a second for a people to go by. BUT THERE WAS LOTS OF ROOM. If I was pulling my kid out of that car and you did that- It would not have been pretty.

Shut your fat trap and get some new underwear. BITCH. —Devil Driver