Oh My God(dess)! Are you f***ing kidding me? This morning - after a not so great sleep I might add - some idiot thought it might be a good idea to mow the grass with a loud ass whippersniper!
For the love of all the Gods could you please maybe wait until 10 oclock or so? Its grass not zombies! It can wait! Some people work the night shift and sleep is very important to them! If you must mow that early get some goats! —Not a morning person at the best of times