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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Depends for Feathered Friends

Posted on Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 10:24 PM

Dear Birds - go shit somewhere else!! You feathered fuckers piss me off, I wash my car, stand back to admire the sweat and toil and then kersplat a big fucking bird turd on the hood. Anyone willing to chuck in some $$ for bird depends? —Jonathan Livingston Seagull

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