I watched as you sped inconsiderately into a parking spot in front of my neighbour's house. A spot which was already occupied; not by a car, but by their beloved cat.
Your gaudy rimmed tire landed right on Zero's head and with the ungodly sound it made, there's no way you didn't notice when you got out of the car.
We approached you later that day and your girlfriend giggled. At best you showed amused indifference.
If you don't want people to think you're an inconsiderate asshole because you drive a massive, gas guzzling Hummer... well, don't be a heartless, inconsiderate, cat-killing asshole.
I, for one, am going to flip you off every time I see you driving downtown. —Hummer Hater