Too cool to pick up your trash

"Dude, this is Canada we don't litter here" I said as some guy, dressed like he's got better things to think about, desperately tore open his new cigarette package and threw the plastic to the ground.

"I do" he said.

I couldn't help but reply "You're awesome!" To which he replied, "No I'm not" as he proceeded to get in his car and drive off.

As I picked up after his carelessness I realized that while that pretty boy will probably get laid tonight, she will most certainly be dumb. It's nice how a bitch can make you smile. Pun totally intended.—laughing at others shortcomings

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