Hey there, you both seem like really nice women but something is making me shake my head.
Its an online dating site and I know there's no strings attached, but if you offer me your cell number (which you both have) could you kindly answer when I call it?! Is this the bait and switch or what?
If you changed your minds, at least send me a message and say so. That way, at least I won't think you're both total morons.
Grow up, or at least grow a set. —Another Random Guy