To the lady barging down the street with her 6 year old daughter hitched and muzzled into the industrial child harness - who, using all her might, courageously kept her grasp on the huge, padded handle / leash that is basically soldered into this contraption - what is wrong with you?
What is wrong with the world? Why is this little girl, who seems to be walking normally, wearing a grapnel device like she is a fucking raging komodo dragon?
If your answer is "because she is out of control"; why? Why can't you control your 6 year old? It looked like the same strappy, tackle equipment they restrain and drag a lost polar bear out of the streets of some fishing town with. —Baffled Person