Seasonal Pain in the Ass

I hate fruit flies. They're everywhere. In everything. I'm cleaning everything, setting out death traps, no matter how clean & tidy though, the sight of them makes me feel like I'm living in a dump. Or visiting filthy restaurants. Or slimy bars.

Fuck OFF already. I'll get you all, one at a time, if it's the last thing I do... —Fruit Fly Annihilator

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