...yet stupid vain women still buy this overpriced, over-hyped shit. $50 for fucking eye cream?????
If I told some of these women you could look 10 years younger by smearing monkey feces on their face for only $200 a pop, there'd be a lineup into the horizon.
Why do you middle-aged women continue to fool yourselves? The cosmetic industry is grabbing your money by the fistful and, as far as I can see, you don't look one damn bit younger. —You're Getting Old So Get Over It Already