How to be an ass at a public beach

I prefer to rave than bitch, but the speed boats at Crystal Crescent on Thursday night were cause for an exception.

Stage one: fly close to the beach repeatedly at high speed driving the families ashore. Stage two: chain yourselves together and blare music at top volume drowning out the ocean. Stage three: break apart and leave and throwing boxes and other debris over your shoulder and into the surf by the beach as you depart.

Mission accomplished: you are now all certified assholes.

Congratulations. —After work beach lover

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