To the pubic hair in my soap. Get the fuck out. You're ugly and annoying and starting to piss me off.
I tried to dig you out but ended up with blobs of soap under my nails and you squirmed around, burrowing like a fucking groundhog and seem to be permanently imbeded in what used to be a glorious hunk of soapy goodness.
Now that I'm out of handwash I wanted to put the soap by the sink but what if I have guests? Do I introduce you as my new roommate? "Guests, this is Pube, he is very clean but stubborn" I'm going to dig you out with a knife asshole!
oh, and why are you gray? Thanks for reminding me that I've started to go gray...somewhere. I'm scheduling a wax so you don't have a family reunion. —Bald is Beautiful