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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Eau du Toilet

Posted on Sun, Oct 24, 2010 at 11:35 PM

You two are the reason people use the phrase "Dirty Hippie".

She-Hippie, you smell like a sweaty foot with a yeast infection and He-Hippie you smell like patchouli and ass.

I am not surprised to learn from a friend that your bathtub (your ONLY bathtub or shower) is only used as an ashtray. I would like to think you have a sink or some type of running water to cleanse with but all the evidence says otherwise.

Your dreadlocks are nasty, too. I've seen more appetizing things caught in a shower drain but I guess you would have no idea what that means, would you? —Smell Ya Later

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