The only thing worse then stepping in dog poo is having your sweet little toddler step in someone's else's dog poo, then unknowingly roll your difficult to clean stroller through said dog poo and discovering this well after you pulled your stroller into your once clean (and dog poo free) home.
An hour of cleaning your dog poo off of my toddler's new winter boots, my stroller and carpet and doorway (while 8 months preggo)! Clean up your fucking dog shit, dumb ass! You don't deserve to own a dog, and I didn't deserve your smelly mess. —Cleaner & Wiser