This ones for me


Dear vagina,

When I take a pee in a public washroom and squat over the seat so I don't have to touch it and possibly get a disease, it would be WONDERFUL if you would stop directing all my piss onto my leg thus not getting it in the toilet and all over my leg/the seat. Pee goes IN the toilet, not on my leg/the floor/the seat.

Thank you, Me. —e


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