I missed my electroshock today and I feel fine . . .


I know what they told us. The power got knocked out by a truck or something down on Pleasant Street today. Go figure. So the Doc says "We're gonna postpone your electroshock therapy until tomorrow". I'm thinking that's fuckin' great. Suits me just fine, Doc. I think I've had enough to last me through to Christ's Second Coming.

Let me tell ya, it ain't a picnic! They been giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

And another fucking thing. I'm officially on fucking strike. The lovely and talented Nurse Ratched can take that next horse pill and shove it up her own ass!—R.P.M.

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