Dear girl with the massive dog living below me:
I'm sick of stepping in the gigantic shits that your beastly hound leaves around our apartment building. That fiber-eating-pony of a canine takes steaming dumps the size of Mount Vesuvius and you just walk away from the carnage with a yawn.
Grab a bucket, a shovel and scoop that shit up! Take responsibility for your animal before I go all Cesar Milan on your ass. —Dog lover tired of your shit