To the coworker who is either pregnant or bulimic, please clean up after yourself. We have one stall for the ladies, and one for the men, so it is unavoidable.
If you're bulimic you should have better aim than that, or at least the decency to clean up after yourself. Do you think nobody is going to notice the regurgitated food all over the seat? come ON!!! (I'm sorry but I spent --wasted-- 5 years of my life with my face alternating between food and a toilet. And I never left a trace.) Clean it up, B!tch! —HC