Lights, camera, ZUBBA ZUBBA ZUBBA

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To the woman who brought an infant to the movies on the weekend, your baby was fine. I thought I heard a little coo here and there, but nothing else. From the baby.

You on the other hand were an annoying twat. Here's what I heard through the movie until my partner leaned forward and told you to be quiet:

WHOSABABY...WHOSABABY...WHOSABABY...ZUBBAZUBBAZUBBAZUBBAZUBBAZUBBAZUBBAZUBBAZUBBA...ASHUSHSUSHSUSHSUSHSUHSUSHSUSHSUSHSUSHUSHSUSHUS...WHASSAT? WHASSAT? WHASSAT? WHASSAT? WHASSAT. ISSAT A TOE? ISSAT A TOE? ISSAT A TOE? Who's got the baby's toe? MOMMA'S GOT THE BABY'S TOE!!! Who's got the baby's toe? MOMMA'S GOT THE BABY'S TOE!!! Ohhhhhhh....ZUBBA ZUBBA ZUBBA ZUBBA ZUBBA ZUBBA...

I could go on but I'm annoying myself. Next movie your baby is welcome but you should stay home. And I'm not a fan of babies so that's a big thing for me to say. —The back seat shusher and boyfriend

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