Coffee Complainer

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To the lady that came in to my coffee shop today and ripped on me and my fellow employees for being too slow: eat shit, you miserable slag! Fuck off to another coffee shop if you don't like it. Clearly, you're bothered by our service and we don't want your negative, asshole attitude around anyway. We're not a fast food joint, it takes time to take and make orders. Especially with the volume of people that come through there. Just because you have a poison personality which will cause you to never obtain happiness, don't take it out on me when I have 10 minutes left in my shift. Here's your latte, Bitch! —Your Biggest Fan

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