I know it's November now, but every now and then I like to have my window open and let some fresh air into my apartment. One afternoon, while laying down to take a nap, I hear moaning in a nearby apartment. Ok, a couple is getting it on, don't want to hear that. So I shut the window. I can still hear them! Not can I hear the moans and squeaky bed noises, I hear SMACKING NOISES!! This is beyond a disgusting thing to hear so I actually had to move to another room to take my nap (since I can't sleep with music playing or with the tv on)! Seriously, do people have no shame? Why can't they keep their window shut when they're doing the deed? I seriously hope my note to them about the fact that I heard their sex turns their faces cat red. —Off to leave a detailed note to the neighbours about what I heard from them...

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