"Hey, I had a few too many drinks so now I'm able to tell you this. I don't think we should see each other anymore. I'm sorry but the sex was absolutely awful. You don't have much experience do you? Also, you need to trim and clean a little better. I'm so sorry to be bearer of bad news, hon."
I stared at the message in shock and think am I actually reading this?!! I thought that maybe it was joke or it was just the booze talking, but then I found out from a friend that when he was sober he did say I was awful and was hairy and smelly down under!! You got to be fucking kidding me! As someone who does trim and shower every day, and has had sex on average 10 times a month for the past 8 years, this is utter bullshit! Why would this guy make up shit and blame the mediocre sex on me? What a fucking tool!! —Stupid guys