Too bad my dog didn't hear you earlier

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To the one who broke into my house... you're a real son-of-a-bitch! Not only do you take off with my father's work equipment, but the brand new iPod he got me for Christmas, too. I'm really glad my dog eventually woke up (yeah, my rottie) and heard you. I mean, she must've when you were coming upstairs, because stuff was thrown all over the place and you couldn't close the door properly. She was pretty furious when we got home. You're just lucky she didn't you hear you quietly coming in through the basement bedroom or she would've fucked you up. You really ruined my father's day. Sure, I'm pretty unhappy that I'm not going to get an iPod on Christmas day, but you just really really pissed him off...

On the bright side, you didn't get a chance to steal anything else BECAUSE MY MOTHERFUCKING DOG WOULD'VE RIPPED YOUR FACE OFF! I hope you get caught. Scum. —No iPod for Christmas

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