Keep Moving You Lazy A-Holes!

What the hell is wrong with you lazy arseholes? Why the hell are you standing stationary on the escalators? An escalator is intended to increase progress, not slow it down! Unless you're over 80 years old or mobility-impaired, keep moving! At the very least, stay to the right and get out of my goddamn way! Unlike you, I have a life, a job, and somewhere to be. —Oldest Young Man in Canada

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