To the hobo who's been kicking around downtown: I can deal with creepy men hitting on me in public, but when you get so close I can smell your awful hobo breath, turn around to GAWK at my ass and slur "Daaaaamn" or "Ohhhh" or any of the above, it's really fuckin' gross.

I will now be carrying some form of aerosol can with me on all of my downtown adventures, and next time you get too close you're getting it in the eyes. —Calamity

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