Lost in Translation

I knew you were jealous when I got promoted over you but you pulled a really shit move! All I wanted was a simple phrase to learn in Manderin for when the company sent some big wigs to visit. I realize you don't work for us anymore but it really doesn't reflect much on your character to make me look stupid in front of my boss. I know it wasn't a mistake because you speak it fluently, you're just a fucking jealous bitch. I had to pretend that I pronounced something wrong but they looked at me pretty strangely when I bowed and said "Your mother's a whore." Thanks a lot you cow, don't ever ask me for a favour again!!! —Payback's a bitch and I will be, too

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